Everyone, sing along!
On the 118th day before Christmas, my true love gave to me:
118 cubic feet of household goods… 117 feet of bubblewrap… 116 pages of crumpled TIME magazine… 115 paper towels… 114… (Hmm, what’s the next one? Something about dancing monkeys?)… 32 cardboard boxes… 25 bags of garbage… 8 helpful friends…
…FIVE… ROLLS of DUCT TAPE!!
…FOUR tanks of gas… THREE borrowed cars… TWO trips to the warehouse…
…And ONE Christmas-Day delivery of our stuff! (Hopefully, anyway…)
Whew! So yes, our entire life is packaged up, shrink-wrapped to a crate and on the next slow boat to Sydney (via a slow boat to China, since it’s “on the way”). Hopefully we’ll have the stuff in 10 weeks… or at the very least… by Christmas!
by Erin Martin
1 comment
Anonymous - I especially like how you have arrows pointing up, but and the boxes aptly placed on it’s side.